Wisdom.

"Congratulations on becoming 30 years of age! You are now officially wise. This is an important power. You can apply it in the following ways:
1. Make a dinner instead of ordering some Chinese food.
2. NOT going to a water park.
3. Renting a car AND purchasing the optional insurance.
4. Knowing the difference between glossy and flat paint.
5. Understanding that taxes really ARE important.
6. You do not need to chew bubblegum 24 hours a day.
7. Your cell phone can also be used to make phone calls.
8. You may now purchase snow tires.
9. You can buy light bulbs and keep them, even if you don't need them right now.
10. You will not bring home a bunny just because it's super cute.
Congratulations! Looking forward to reading the newspaper and doing a crossword puzzle with you while getting our oil changed sometime.
-Kevin (34)"